After a brief bit of inspiration, I threw together a couple of images based on our current favorite whore-mongering politician, Eliot Spitzer.

Introducing the Eliot Spitzer “Hello My Name is Client #8″ T-shirt“.

I threw in one other image in there and some nice note cards with this image. Perhaps you can use them for appointment reminders… There are so many jokes to be made…

Shop the Spitzer8 Store for all the great Client #8 merchandise

EDIT: Before I get a whole lot of comments and emails.  Yes. I do know that Eliot was Client #9.  Everyone knows that Eliot was Client #9.  It wouldn’t do to try and say you were Client #9, because everyone would know you weren’t.  Client #8 though?  Who knows who that was…