Donkephant

CNN has been doing a few special articles this week on America’s #1 Issue: Money.  And of course, with the economy tanking, it is on the forefront of everyone’s mind.  So, I thought that I would head over to their election headquarters and see what they had the candidates down for as far as stimulating [...]

After a brief bit of inspiration, I threw together a couple of images based on our current favorite whore-mongering politician, Eliot Spitzer.
Introducing the Eliot Spitzer “Hello My Name is Client #8″ T-shirt“.
I threw in one other image in there and some nice note cards with this image. Perhaps you can use them for appointment [...]

Luckily, for Michael, the school decided to give him back his position on the student council.
Michael Sheridan, an eighth-grade honors student who was suspended for a day, barred from attending an honors dinner and stripped of his title as class vice president after he was caught with a bag of Skittles candy in school will [...]

This one was entirely too good to pass up.  Jack Kevorkian, suicide specialist extraordinaire, is apparently considering running for Congress.
According to the Oakland Press, Kevorkian is planning to mount an independent bid in Michigan’s 9th District seat currently occupied by Republican Joe Knollenberg.
“We need some honesty and sincerity instead of corrupt government in Washington,” Kevorkian [...]